Beef.

For all of you who really loved the Shaq Deisel album. Apparently, Kobe was licking Shaq's ass one night and Shaq got real curious about how his backdoor tasted and thought of this little jingle to convey that sentiment.



Settle it on the court dude. I haven't heard a more homo charged dis since Cannabis proclaimed to LL Cool J that while he might "got mo cash than me" he certainly didn't have the skills to "eat a nigga's ass like me."

I think Shaq and Eli need to start a group together.



This is how hip hop looks in David Lynch's mind.

THEY NEVER EVEN GAVE YOU A CHANCE

How many wounds of fire, flowers of blood,
Were blossomed on the springtime of your flesh?
What contrary warnings screamed and
Informed you or served notice of warrant to your soul
When death tore through you and expelled democracy
And you were plucked for scent of peril’s petals.
Birthed of earth and fertilized with chemicals--

They never even gave you chance to die of cancer.

Find Bill Hicks.

"The world is like a ride in an amusement park. And when you choose to go on it you think it's real because that's how powerful our minds are. And the ride goes up and down and round and round. It has thrills and chills and it's very brightly coloured and it's very loud and it's fun, for a while. Some people have been on the ride for a long time and they begin to question: "Is this real, or is this just a ride?" And other people have remembered, and they come back to us, they say, "Hey, don't worry, don't be afraid, ever, because this is just a ride." And we kill those people.”

"Children are smarter than any of us. Know how I know that? I don't know one child with a full time job and children.”

"We all pay for life with death, so everything in between should be free.”

"Why is marijuana against the law? It grows naturally upon our planet. Doesn't the idea of making nature against the law seem to you a bit . . . unnatural?”

"Here is my final point. About drugs, about alcohol, about pornography and smoking and everything else. What business is it of yours what I do, read, buy, see, say, think, who I fuck, what I take into my body - as long as I do not harm another human being on this planet?”

"I get a kick out of being an outsider constantly. It allows me to be creative. I don't like anything in the mainstream and they don't like me.”

"People ask me what I think about that woman priest thing. What, a woman priest? Women priests. Great, great. Now there's priests of both sexes I don't listen to.”

"I smoke. If this bothers anyone, I suggest you look around at the world in which we live and shut your fuckin' mouth."

"Watching television is like taking black spray paint to your third eye."

"I'm gonna share with you a vision that I had, cause I love you. And you feel it. You know all that money we spend on nuclear weapons and defense each year, trillions of dollars, correct? Instead -- just play with this -- if we spent that money feeding and clothing the poor of the world -- and it would pay for it many times over, not one human being excluded -- we can explore space together, both inner and outer, forever in peace. Thank you very much. You've been great, I hope you enjoyed it."

Bill Hicks 1961-1994







Without Bill Hicks the world would be a much, much more terrifying place for me to be living in. Thank you Bill!


"I left in love, in laughter, and in truth, and wherever truth, love and laughter abide, I am there in spirit.”
Bill Hicks

Bloated Bush Mouthpiece and Celebrated Douchebag Dies; Not Soon Enough.

Today a fat soulless television media icon and shameless mouthpiece and cheerleader of the Bush Administration's propaganda arm has died as a direct result of being a fat soulless piece of shit. Tim Russert, one MSNBC's more popular douchebags, dropped dead at work today of a heart attack when his body was apparently no longer able to function with the ammount of coarse journalistic hypocrisy and deceit coarsing like evil venom in his cholestrol choked veins and arteries after living a short, but lazy, slothful and indulgent life. We can only hope the dark thetins that were slowly sucking away his journalistic integrity prior to his death do not have the ability to jump hosts, thereby infecting anyone in his lumberous lethargic body's vicinity and passing on his legacy of war parading and soft topic handling of such devils as Dick Cheney, whose wicked hands steered the polluting vehicle that was Tim Russert in life, to any other poor souls in the MSNBC spinzone. It is not know, nor has it been reported that Tim Russert was a molester of small children throughout his life, but I like to assume, by looking at him, that he was. Further, I like to imagine that Russert was the kind of man who soaked his feet in the shallow end of a swimming pool wearing nothing but ill fitting Speedos, his fat shiny body patched haphazardly with poorly spread white blobs of sun tan lotion clinging like rock climbers with broken ropes to the monolith that was his round protruding monument to American overconsumption and poor health. May his death be joyless and hollow.

Tim Russert comes from the new line of journalist and pundits on the major network new channels like MSNBC, FOXNews and CNN, whose motivations are not to report facts, but to sculpt realities to fit the agendas of the governments and agencies who empower them and position them to lie and deceive on a mass scale through free market mass media platforms. These are the journalist whom after the events of 9/11 refused to address or call to account the Bush Administration on its negligences in regards to acting on Intelligence information they had that clearly stated the attacks were imminent. These are the men and women of the mass media who cheerleaded the war in Iraq, broadcasting only arguments and justifications for invasion while never giving the voice of opposition its fair play and stifling and drowning any motion of dissent brought forward. These are not people whose deaths we should mourn but people whose death's our revolutions should celebrate. These people are the front line of the governments war of disinformation upon, we, the population at large. These cowards and edifices of the strong arm of propaganda and misinformation are our enemies and work daily and religiously to bring us closer to the arms of the beast. So I say Fuck Tim Russert, who is next?

You do not see Hip Hop on television like this anymore.

What happened to the days when this shit was raw? This is amazing, look at all the cats who came out to rock for this. There's nothing now that could get me as excited as this does.

Barack Obilderbergorama!!!!

With all the talk of "Change" coming from Barack Obama's campaign I find it interesting that, though incredibly under reported by the media, he'd be attending this years clandestine Bilderberg Meeting in Virginia this weekend, just as he was handed the democratic nomination for presidential candidacy. It was here that he met with such draconian luminaries as Henry Kissenger, Paul Wolfowitz, Condoleeza Rice, David Rockefeller, and yes, even his campaign foe Hillary Clinton. All those in attendance of this meeting are politicians, corporate business heads, military strategists and Ivy League college proffesors from Europe and North America who gather once a year to discuss their yearly global strategies.

I find it ironic that our shining beacon of hope Mr. Obama, would be in the company of such nefarious cretins and fascists, meeting in a lavish hotel over fancy expensively catered meals to discuss behind the curtains of media and public vision, the future world of politics. Obama, praised for his new school politics and visionary idealism is breaking bread with the same war mongering pigs who brought you every major negative world movement from Vietnam, to the Cold War, to the War in Iraq, to the foundations of the Homeland Security bills and the establishment of NAFTA and the World Bank and every other Globalizing entity raping the poor of the first and third worlds over.

What is Barack hiding that he put his campaign on a media black out for his attendance of this private yearly meeting? This question goes further to beg speculation at what his true motivations for seeking the presidency of the United States are and what his agenda will truly be when he gains the office.

Is this a man who is really for change and progressive politics seeking to reform our corrupted system or just another player in this global power game that plays out constantly in the shadows?







From Wikipedia on the Bilderbergs:
The Bilderberg Group, Bilderberg conference, or Bilderberg Club is an unofficial annual invitation-only conference of around 130 guests, most of whom are persons of influence in the fields of business, media and politics.

The elite group meets annually at luxury hotels or resorts throughout the world — normally in Europe — and once every four years in the United States or Canada. It has an office in Leiden, South Holland, Netherlands.[1] The 2007 conference took place from May 31 to June 3 at the Ritz-Carlton Hotel in Istanbul, Turkey[2]. The 2008 conference is taking place from June 5 to June 8 in Chantilly, Virginia, United States [3] [4].

Attendees of Bilderberg include central bankers, defense experts, mass media press barons, government ministers, prime ministers, royalty, international financiers and political leaders from Europe and North America.

Some of the Western world's leading financiers and foreign policy strategists attend Bilderberg. Donald Rumsfeld is an active Bilderberger, as is Peter Sutherland from Ireland, a former European Union commissioner and chairman of Goldman Sachs and of British Petroleum. Rumsfeld and Sutherland served together in 2000 on the board of the Swedish/Swiss engineering company ABB. Former U.S. Deputy Defense Secretary and former World Bank head Paul Wolfowitz is also a member. The group's current chairman is Etienne Davignon, the Belgian businessman and politician.


A Link to the list of Bilderberg members