Bloated Bush Mouthpiece and Celebrated Douchebag Dies; Not Soon Enough.

Today a fat soulless television media icon and shameless mouthpiece and cheerleader of the Bush Administration's propaganda arm has died as a direct result of being a fat soulless piece of shit. Tim Russert, one MSNBC's more popular douchebags, dropped dead at work today of a heart attack when his body was apparently no longer able to function with the ammount of coarse journalistic hypocrisy and deceit coarsing like evil venom in his cholestrol choked veins and arteries after living a short, but lazy, slothful and indulgent life. We can only hope the dark thetins that were slowly sucking away his journalistic integrity prior to his death do not have the ability to jump hosts, thereby infecting anyone in his lumberous lethargic body's vicinity and passing on his legacy of war parading and soft topic handling of such devils as Dick Cheney, whose wicked hands steered the polluting vehicle that was Tim Russert in life, to any other poor souls in the MSNBC spinzone. It is not know, nor has it been reported that Tim Russert was a molester of small children throughout his life, but I like to assume, by looking at him, that he was. Further, I like to imagine that Russert was the kind of man who soaked his feet in the shallow end of a swimming pool wearing nothing but ill fitting Speedos, his fat shiny body patched haphazardly with poorly spread white blobs of sun tan lotion clinging like rock climbers with broken ropes to the monolith that was his round protruding monument to American overconsumption and poor health. May his death be joyless and hollow.

Tim Russert comes from the new line of journalist and pundits on the major network new channels like MSNBC, FOXNews and CNN, whose motivations are not to report facts, but to sculpt realities to fit the agendas of the governments and agencies who empower them and position them to lie and deceive on a mass scale through free market mass media platforms. These are the journalist whom after the events of 9/11 refused to address or call to account the Bush Administration on its negligences in regards to acting on Intelligence information they had that clearly stated the attacks were imminent. These are the men and women of the mass media who cheerleaded the war in Iraq, broadcasting only arguments and justifications for invasion while never giving the voice of opposition its fair play and stifling and drowning any motion of dissent brought forward. These are not people whose deaths we should mourn but people whose death's our revolutions should celebrate. These people are the front line of the governments war of disinformation upon, we, the population at large. These cowards and edifices of the strong arm of propaganda and misinformation are our enemies and work daily and religiously to bring us closer to the arms of the beast. So I say Fuck Tim Russert, who is next?